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HMS Imperieuse was the lead ship of her class of two armoured cruisers built for the Royal Navy in the 1880s. She was sold for scrap in 1913.
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The Robert V. Denney Federal Building and U.S. Courthouse is a modern, five-story steel structure in Lincoln, Nebraska. The building is named after the late U.S. District Court judge and U.S. House of Representatives member. The U.S. Department of Agriculture, judiciary, and district courts serve as the building's primary tenants.
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